Thursday, May 30, 2013

Ban the dick-tionary? (Oops! Make that the richard-snary)



Today, while subbing at Guilderland High School, I came across a booklet of banned books for 2009 – 2010, sponsored by various bookseller and library organizations.  The list includes some of the usual suspects:  Maya Angelou’s I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings; Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird; and The Diary of Anne Frank.  It includes some books which I have not noticed previously on banned book lists but which did not surprise me:  Sherman Alexie’s The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian; Augusten Burroughs’ Running With Scissors; and Jeannette Walls’ The Glass Castle: A Memoir.  However, some books on the list did surprise me:  Barbara Kingsolver’s The Bean Trees and Barbara Ehrenreich’s Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America.

One listing, however, utterly stunned me:  The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary (10th ed).  The explanatory blurb reads:  “Pulled from the Menifee, Calif. Union School District (2010) because a parent complained when a child came across the term ‘oral sex.’  Officials said the district is forming a committee to consider a permanent classroom ban of the dictionary.”

A Google search indicates that the Menifee Union School District pulled said dictionary from all district schools after a student at Oak Meadows Elementary School found the offending term in mid-January, 2010.  On 27 January 2010, the district reversed its decision.  To compensate, it put in to effect a system of permission slips by which parents can either allow their students to continue to access the dictionary in question or opt to access other dictionaries.  Supposedly, the district chose the collegiate level dictionary in the first place to encourage students to acquire higher-level skills.

Back in my days of teaching freshman composition, for a multi-week Word of the Week assignment, a male student chose the word “cunnilingus.”  I denied permission for him to use this word, noting that the dictionary houses many words that we would not necessarily use in front of our parents.  I did not take away his dictionary.  I simply required him to choose a word more appropriate to the context.  (The problem resolved itself when soon thereafter the student abruptly left the college under a cloud of scandal associated with inappropriate behavior in the dorm.)

Human civilization is made up of words.  Just as our bodies are what we eat, our essential selves are our words—what we say, what we think, what we read, what we write.

Think of George Orwell’s 1984, another usual suspect on the banned book list.  Big Brother controls most of the citizens of Oceania through many methods, including Newspeak.  Newspeak consists of language comprised of (and compromised by) restricted vocabulary and adjectives and abbreviated words, thus restricting citizens’ speech and thoughts to government approved orthodoxy.

For those of you who have studied a foreign language, what are the first words you want to learn?  The dirty words!  When you get a new dictionary, what are the first words you look up?  THE DIRTY WORDS!  Since kids are going to learn DIRTY WORDS anyway, it is best that they learn them from a reputable source—THE DICTIONARY!  (By the way, I am not saying which word I first looked up in my OED.)

Take away my potatoes.  Even take away my Complete Works of Shakespeare.  But do NOT take away my dictionary!

(Now go look up a dirty word and giggle!)

1 comment:

  1. Oh dear. This reminds me of when I was in 7th grade and my mother complained to the principal about my class being required to read Shakespeare because he used "dirty words"

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