Booby!
What image springs to mind
when you read that word? (Remember, this blog is family friendly!) Hold on to
your underwear because below I have inserted a picture of a booby.
(Source https://what-when-how.com/birds/blue-footed-booby-birds/
through Google Images)
As you can see, this booby
happens to be a blue-footed one. But it’s a bird, you say, “any of several sea
birds” as my American Heritage
Dictionary of the English Language (AHDEL) defines it, not a booby, a foolish
person, wearing blue shoes. (Below, see a booby wearing blue shoes, blue suede
shoes, to be sure!)
This booby-in-blue-suede-shoes’s
newfound interest in the word “booby” sprang from a recent OED On-line Word of
the Day entry, “boobery,” defined as “The action or fact of doing something
foolish, especially making foolish mistakes; foolishness, stupidity. Also: an
instance of this; a foolish act or thing.” The entry goes on to note that foolish
people considered as a class is a somewhat rare usage these days.
While I had heard of the word
“booby” with its various meanings—except the bird one--I had never heard of
“boobery” and had great fun imagining of what a “boobery” might consist. In
its true meaning, the boobery would be the hoi polloi, the plebes, the common
people, but the word has more potential for fun.
In the interest of having some fun with the word, let’s
separate “booby” from its suffix, “-ery.” My AHDEL defines “-ery” as “1. A place for: bakery. 2. A collection or
class: finery. 3. A state or condition: slavery. 4. Act or practice: bribery.
5. Characteristics or qualities of: snobbery.”
Let’s deliberate upon the various meanings of the suffix
attached to the stem. “Booby” plus “-ery”:
1. a place for boobies. Using the definition of “booby”
which I declined to provide above, a bra can be considered a “boobery.” You
could also consider Hooters a boobery. In addition, you would find avian
blue-footed boobies in a boobery (compare rookery) but I hope not in Hooters.
2. a collection of boobies. Considering current politics,
all sides of the political spectrum might consider the others as “the boobery.”
3. a state or condition. Feeling foolish? Prone to
committing foolish acts? You must be “in a boobery,” not in a funk or but maybe
in a New York state of mind.
4. act or practice. Find yourself with old friends or other
mischief-makers? Resign yourself to boobery. My siblings and I frequently lapse
into boobery when we get together.
5. characteristics of qualities of. When you have boobies
acting boobish, they are engaging in boobery.
“Boobery” could also describe trick-or-treaters on Halloween
or fans of Boo Boo Bear.
If you find yourself among the boobery, beware of booby traps
although it might not be too bad to win a booby prize. Now I must conclude
these boobish thoughts and go hand wash my boobery.